How to Live With A Pregnant Lady

Disclaimer: I feel safe to post this due to the fact I don’t currently live with a currently pregnant lady. I feel this vindicates me from getting in any trouble.

My wife, cousin and sister all pregnant at the same time
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We’re Pregnant…Again!

As some of you may know, we had some good news over Christmas. Yes, Ayla received a kitchen from St Nick! She now cooks every meal and I live on a diet of invisible, plastic and wooden foods.

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How To Have A Baby

Daddoo: "Hello beautiful"
Daddoo: “Hello beautiful”

Top Tip: Sometimes coffee and biscuits aren’t a great idea.

We arose early to get to the hospital for our induction. After three failed attempts at sweeping the floor (or whatever it’s called!) and Continue reading “How To Have A Baby”

How To React When Your Wife Tells You She’s Pregnant

 

Wife
Wife: “We’re pregnant!”

Top Tip: When your wife is nearly at her due date do not attend pointless seminar’s especially with an uncharged phone.

Before we found out, I had a feeling my wife, Rachel, was going to tell me she was pregnant. We’d had a test a couple of days earlier that came back negative but Continue reading “How To React When Your Wife Tells You She’s Pregnant”